Can you guys please rate these funny jokes??? please??
Question: Can you guys please rate these funny jokes??? please??
1st :
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
“If you’re going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose.”
2nd:
husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The man said, “No dear.”
The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Okay, I would”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the man replied, “No, she’s left handed.”
and if you are lvl 2, please rate the THUMBS UP or THUMBS DOWN please….
Its at the bottom of the the question..
THANKS
Answer:
Answer by hi123
a 6 for both of them
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“Well,” says the husband, “we have had a good marriage, so, yes, I’d probably remarry.”
A few minutes later she asks: “Honey, if I die before you, and you remarry, would you bring her to live in our house?”
He thinks about this then says, “Well, we worked hard to pay off the mortgage and it would be silly to move someplace else so, yes, I think I would bring her to live here.”
Another few minutes go by, then she says, “Honey, if I die before you and you remarry and you bring her to live here in our house, would you let her use my golf clubs?”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” he blurts out, “she’s a lefty….Sh *t!”
Answer:
Answer by shoblya
real good one
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Read Morewhat about this for a joke?
Question: what about this for a joke?
a man and his wife are lying in bed, when all of a suddent the wife asks “honey if i died would you get a new girlfriend?” bewildered at this the husband replies “what?…” he is cut off with “no honestly if i dropped dead would you move on and get another girlfriend?” the husband then replies yes. she asks “would you get married again?” again he replies “yes” she asks him next would you let her live in our house? would you let her sleep on my sided of the bed?” the husband now comfortable with theses questions answers yes. finally she asks “would you let her use my golf clubs?” and he replied quite swiftly “no she’s left handed… oh sh!t”
Answer:
Answer by kim d
LOL…very cute