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Darren Clarke invites a spectator to come down and give skipping the ball a try on hole #16 during the 2007 Masters practice round on 4-4-07. A lot of fun to watch and shows you a great golfer having fun with the crowd.

Most terrifyingly, you can’t help but become them. But it’s not a gruesome process like The Thing or a bodysnatcher; you just start hating more and more music, oblivious to the ever-growing truth.

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An out of this world shot by Vijay Singh on #16 at Augusta during a practice round for the Masters. Bouncing a ball off the water on #16 during practice rounds is a tradition at the Masters. Strong encouragement by the crowd bates mosts players into attempting the trick shot.

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

Answer:

Answer by Jim
LMAO A golden oldie but still good

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When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.

So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, “Ed, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”

“Oh wow! I see,” Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

Answer:

Answer by Roxy
I laughed out loud! that’s really funny!

Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. The golf pro said, “Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husbands d*ck.” She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
The golf pro said, “Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth and then hit the ball.”

Answer:

Answer by L-kuza H
If i can give u a 100 star, i WILL DO IT!! U’re great!

Camilo Villegas at the 2009 US PGA Championship practice range at Hazeltine National Golf Club, Minneapolis, Minnesota – www.iseekgolf.com Download a HD version here – forums.iseekgolf.com

Question: do many seniors enjoy golf?
Arthur is 95 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad…once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”

His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.”

“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. “Your brother is a hundred and three. He can’t help.”

“He may be a hundred and three”, says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did!” says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”

“Where did it go?” asks Arthur.

“I can’t remember.”

Answer:

Answer by Josie
LOL! I love to play golf. It’s just been so long, I don’t think I would remember how to play.