i can suck a golf ball trough a garden hose.

Question: Can you guys please rate these funny jokes??? please??
1st :
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
“If you’re going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose.”

2nd:
husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The man said, “No dear.”

The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”

So the man said, “Okay, I would”

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”

And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”

And the man replied, “No, she’s left handed.”

and if you are lvl 2, please rate the THUMBS UP or THUMBS DOWN please….

Its at the bottom of the the question..
THANKS

Answer:

Answer by hi123
a 6 for both of them

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“Well,” says the husband, “we have had a good marriage, so, yes, I’d probably remarry.”

A few minutes later she asks: “Honey, if I die before you, and you remarry, would you bring her to live in our house?”

He thinks about this then says, “Well, we worked hard to pay off the mortgage and it would be silly to move someplace else so, yes, I think I would bring her to live here.”

Another few minutes go by, then she says, “Honey, if I die before you and you remarry and you bring her to live here in our house, would you let her use my golf clubs?”

“Don’t be ridiculous,” he blurts out, “she’s a lefty….Sh *t!”

Answer:

Answer by shoblya
real good one

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Question: What should you think about when hitting a golf ball?
Hey guys I’m 15 and I’m currently having some trouble with my ball striking capabilities. I’ve read multiple sources that say you should “swing the club, not hit the ball” and I’ve also read that you should clear your mind before every shot. I was thinking about what I do when standing over my ball and the one thought that I noticed I always do/think about is, “see that dimple on the back/top of the golf ball? hit it.” and I do. purely, 80% of the time irons and all. However, I was just wondering if what I am doing is right considring all the golf “doctors” say to “relax and not think about anything.” Is what I’m doing technically not thinking about anyhting? Also idk if this helps and I’m not trying to brag or anything but I’m a 1 hcdp (my name’s Henry Kovalcik idk if any of you have heard of me cause I’ve played in some national tourneys and such but w/e I’m just using that for proof that I am not bullshitting you about my 1 hdcp) Okay so now that we got tha over with… Anyways, like i sad, I’m Just wondering what you guys would say, haha just a little confused right now that’s all… thanks guys I would really appreciate some answers. Oh and yes I have asked my pro and he says he thinks about his swing but I can’t do that, not in a tournament. Also, if your going to answer, please be a good golfer who knows what he/she is talking about, thanks again.

Answer:

Answer by Jow
I just try to feel like I am taking another practice swing, and feel like it is a free, relaxed swing. The ball simply ‘gets in the way’ of the free swing. I am a junior too, and I think that is why I hit as many fairways as I do.

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