Question about the rules of golf?
Question: Question about the rules of golf?
What would the penalty be if a golfer fell on top of their ball? Yesterday, Tiger had an awkward shot, where he was standing on the bank of the trap, above the ball. His footing was unsure because of the sand, and the announcer said “I just hope he doesn’t fall on the ball”. What would the penalty have been if he had?
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Answer by steve b
it would be 1 penalty stroke, but you’ve got to realize that tiger gets free drops from anywhere.all the referees let him off with everything.
Is Paul Collingwood about as ignorant as he is ginger?
Question: Is Paul Collingwood about as ignorant as he is ginger?
“It won’t be easy to find a golf course in Bangladesh; if there is one, they’ll probably have wooden clubs.”
heh…even if that were true, why would you make a statement to the media that is clearly going to be interpreted as racially ignorant? What a tool.
I was actually pretty surprised when I saw this. Even though his track record of retarded behaviour isn’t the best…visiting strip clubs on the night before important games etc etc lol.
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Answer by Someone Around The Corner
Ginger.
I need advice about this crazy neighbor guy!!!!?
Question: I need advice about this crazy neighbor guy!!!!?
My apartment backs up to the 13th tee box of a golf course. There is the old man who lives several buildings down from me, he has now taken up residence downstairs outside my apartment window selling golf balls to the golfers from about 9am until 2pm. All day long I hear “golf balls, get your golf balls”. The golf course knows that he is there doing this and it is a public course. My boyfriend and I were thinking about video taping him, we have a bad a$ $ camera and zoom. He talks so much smack about these golfers if they say that don’t want to buy any golf balls from him. In fact he responds under his breath “thats not what you wife said last night”.
Anyway after a couple months it just isn’t funny anymore and I want to do something clever about it. Any suggestions.
Ilovedolphins~ I like that idea
~blue~ you know I actually thought about getting a couple kids around here and setting them up at the 12 tee box…
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Answer by ricardocobar
just call to the police
How about a golf joke?
Question: How about a golf joke?
A young fellow from a poor family would often take a bus to the nearest golf course and after the course was closed, would walk through all the roughs, sand traps, and water traps to find as many lost golf balls as he could, then sell them at his yard sale to raise money for his family. One day, both of his front pockets were jammed with golf balls from his trip to the golf course as he rode the bus home. He sat in the front seat,and seated in the front seat across from him, sat a woman with two bags of groceries in her arms. She kept staring at the large bulges in his front pockets, which made him increasingly uncomfortable. Finally , their eyes met, and he smiled at her as he pointed to the bulges in his pants, and said, “golf balls.” She returned his smile and nodded, then asked him, ” Is that anything like tennis elbow?”
feel free to add your own joke to your response.
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Answer by PooPa ScoOpa
LOL, I have no jokes but that 1 was funny!!
How about a golf joke?
Question: How about a golf joke?
A young fellow from a poor family would often take a bus to the nearest golf course and after the course was closed, would walk through all the roughs, sand traps, and water traps to find as many lost golf balls as he could, then sell them at his yard sale to raise money for his family. One day, both of his front pockets were jammed with golf balls from his trip to the golf course as he rode the bus home. He sat in the front seat,and seated in the front seat across from him, sat a woman with two bags of groceries in her arms. She kept staring at the large bulges in his front pockets, which made him increasingly uncomfortable. Finally , their eyes met, and he smiled at her as he pointed to the bulges in his pants, and said, “golf balls.” She returned his smile and nodded, then asked him, ” Is that anything like tennis elbow?”
feel free to add your own joke with your response.
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Answer by daddydoggie
ROFL