Is this golf joke funny?
Question: Is this golf joke funny?
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, “Ed, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”
“Oh wow! I see,” Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”
Answer:
Answer by Roxy
I laughed out loud! that’s really funny!
La Joke? Eh?
Question: La Joke? Eh?
okay. So there’s 3 little boys with 5 dollars total sitting outside with nothing to do. The first one says “lets go see a movie!” the second one says “We can’t. each ticket costs 2 dollars and we only have five. Lets go play golf?” the first boy says “no, we can’t. that costs ten dollars to get everyone a golf club and ball” the third boy says “Let’s go by tampax!” and the first two say “Tampons?!” and the third boy says “yeah! we can go swimming, horseback riding, and play tennis!”
Answer:
Answer by tnkrbel10
thats just weird
Is this Joke Funny? PLZ Star and Tell me if it is?
Question: Is this Joke Funny? PLZ Star and Tell me if it is?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”
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Answer by smiley
lol that was good..you get a star =D
Blonde joke!!?
Question: Blonde joke!!?
A man got on a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
Answer:
Answer by lori j
Ha ha good one
Blonde Joke?
Question: Blonde Joke?
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of
golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it)
blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging
pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “Its golf balls”.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long
time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked;
“Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
Thumbs down are not from me
Answer:
Answer by Valerie L
i dont get it.