The Perfect Husband (Please star if this made you smile) x?
Question: The Perfect Husband (Please star if this made you smile) x?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”
Answer:
Answer by Jim
LMAO A golden oldie but still good 
Can you guys please rate these funny jokes??? please??
Question: Can you guys please rate these funny jokes??? please??
1st :
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
“If you’re going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose.”
2nd:
husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The man said, “No dear.”
The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Okay, I would”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the man replied, “No, she’s left handed.”
and if you are lvl 2, please rate the THUMBS UP or THUMBS DOWN please….
Its at the bottom of the the question..
THANKS
Answer:
Answer by hi123
a 6 for both of them
Can you please help me chose for my science project.?
Question: Can you please help me chose for my science project.?
I am in 10th grade and i have two projects to chose from. “One is why does water expand when frozen” and the other is “How does temerature affect the rebounding of golf balls”. Which one do you think is better more interesting and good enough for 10th grade.
Answer:
Answer by philosophymajor
the golf ball one is a little more interesting… u could make it fun.
Long about ovarian cyst, I need advice if you can please help?
Question: Long about ovarian cyst, I need advice if you can please help?
For about 5 months I have been having an unusual “lump” on my right abdomen where my large colon is; the doctor thought maybe colon spasms.
I have also had a feeling of abdominal fullness and feelings of bloating, pressure, and slight constipation at times.
I have change my diet to eat healthier I took colon spasm medicine.
I still have this problem, then last week end right as my “extra long” menstrual cycle finishes up, I began have menstrual-like cramping over my whole pelvic; it would come and good for about 4 days with no blood. No abnormal smells.
I went in for a sonogram and they found a “golf ball” size cyst inside my right ovary. When he felt it, it seemed to be under the problem I was having about my “colon”. I am thinking it is not my colon now.
I have recently started getting just all around tummy pains since last week, back ache; bloating that never goes away, decreased appetite, pelvic pressure, feeling of fullness, pain’ hurts to take deep breath, hurts on my left side where my left ovary is, hurts to walk. It hurts to poop and I feel constipated too. It even hurts my butt area inside to just sit. Just all around abdominal discomfort. Since my doctors visit It is like everyday I feel worse and worse. I feel like sh!t.
Any advice?
Answer:
Answer by tweeties_angel_girl
eat TONS of fiber foods! It sounds funny but you may also have an impacted bowel. The fiber foods…and if you choose to take laxative tablets…will soften up your bowels to where you can go way easier and it will help with some of the pains. Some of the pain is from not going. If you have the feeling of constipation get that stuff out of your system. Take stool softeners or something. It can take a few days to work smoothly but after you start having regular movements and you get some of that stuff out of your system then you should start feeling better!
Im paying rent to a bankrupt company what do I do? PLEASE HELP!!?
Question: Im paying rent to a bankrupt company what do I do? PLEASE HELP!!?
we moved in in june 09 to a shitty house with no heating and very dodgy water supply from a well that constantly ran out. when we tried to sort it out they said ring a plumber and deduct it from the rent basically brushing us aside. so this guy liam carroll (owns zoe and danninger developments) owns the land we rent along with loads of other huge plots and is bankrupt been taken to the high court and nama and all, the landlord name on the lease is ” mr cherrywood golf club” and having heard no word from the letting agency we stopped paying rent 3 months ago due to the living conditions. we still live there (robbing water from the abandoned house down the road when the water runs out). are we safe to assume the letting agency, not being paid, have dropped us? were the only house in the middle of nowhere, on land bought by this guy carroll, that pay rent and since we stopped no one has said anything! could we get screwed by these guys? i think weve been forgotten about! we dont mind losing the deposit cuz we havnt paid the rent and iv heard people who rent from similar circumstances not getting it back anyway. any advice, anyone?? i live in Dublin by the way..
Answer:
Answer by MIKE P
move