The Perfect Husband (Please star if this made you smile) x?
Question: The Perfect Husband (Please star if this made you smile) x?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”
Answer:
Answer by Jim
LMAO A golden oldie but still good 
Is this golf joke funny?
Question: Is this golf joke funny?
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, “Ed, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”
“Oh wow! I see,” Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”
Answer:
Answer by Roxy
I laughed out loud! that’s really funny!
Jesus and Moses playing golf have you heard this one?
Question: Jesus and Moses playing golf have you heard this one?
One day Jesus and Moses were playing golf. Jesus said ” Moses give me a 5 wood” and Moses replied ”
Lord this shot requires a 5 iron”. Jesus said “I made Tiger Woods and if Tiger can do it so can I”.
So he shoots and it lands in the water. Jesus then says “Moses go get the ball”. So Moses walks
over parts the water and pick up the ball and brings it back. Then Jesus proceedes to tell Moses
to hand him the 5 wood and Moses said “Lord I really think this shoot reqires a 5 Iron. Jesus replys
” I made Tiger Woods and if Tiger can do it so can I”. So Jesus grabs the wood and proceeds to
land the ball in the water. Jesus tells Moses to go get the ball and Moses says”I will Lord but this
is the last time because you wont listen”. So Moses walks over to the water parts it gets the ball
and walks back. Then Jesus asks for the 5 wood again and Moses reminds him about the iron and Jesus says
“I made Tiger Woods and if Tiger can do it so can I”. So Jesus hits the ball and PLOP it lands in the water
and he says Moses get the ball. To which Moses replies “Lord I will not” so Jesus walks over to the water,
walks on top of it, reaches down and picks up the ball. The whole time this is going on 2 old golfers are
standing next to Moses and says “Who does that man think he is.. Jesus Christ?” Moses replies
“actually it is Jesus Christ but he thinks he’s Tiger Woods!”
Answer:
Answer by elmolovekitty
AM FALLING AND CANT NOT GET UP.
LAUGT MY ASS OFF AND FALL DOWN
Read MoreIs this Joke Funny? PLZ Star and Tell me if it is?
Question: Is this Joke Funny? PLZ Star and Tell me if it is?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$ 65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $ 950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”
Answer:
Answer by smiley
lol that was good..you get a star =D
Do you suppose you could make this perfect golf shot?
Question: Do you suppose you could make this perfect golf shot?
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the damn ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man,” says his partner. “You’ll never hit her from here.”
Answer:
Answer by squirrelgrl25
lol