Question: what do u think of this one?
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).”
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you play golf with her?”
HUSBAND: “I guess so.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: – - – - silence – - – -
HUSBAND: “Sh* t”
Answer:
Answer by dustin m
dm that was great…10 thumbs up!!!
LOL! OMG LOL! THAT WAS FUNNY! Good one rofl!
thats a good way to get someone to confess!!!
lmao
You should stop it at “No, she’s left-handed”..
Any way, great one! lol
thanks for a laugh on this lousy Friday as it seems like never ending..
lmao! i love your jokes..they’re hilarious!
yes
yeah i already told this one too but it was funny lol check ya later ♥
well told deserves a response…
officer ed was patrolling lover’s lane and came upon a car with dome light on,
young man in driver seat reading a magazine,
young lady in back seat knitting.
officer tap, tap on window…
“what you doing?”
“i’m reading”, dude says
“what’s she doing?”
“knitting a sweater”…
“how old are you?”, officer asks
“19″
“and how old is she?”
the guy looks at his watch,
“well, in 15 minutes she’ll be 18!”
I think it is just so damn funny!
That just goes to prove that men really do only thing with one thing!
LOL